Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
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drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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