That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Shame is for Republicans.
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