the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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