told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
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