that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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