70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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