You can't motorboat a personality
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
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Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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