Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Randomize
