I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
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I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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