She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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