We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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