But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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