He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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