I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize