That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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