i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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