One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
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