So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
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the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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