i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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