the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
NoShamevember. You game?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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