so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I need a beard to bite.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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