Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
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yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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