Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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