belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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