I just cut my nipple shaving
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
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i just identified you from a description of your pipe
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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