Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
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he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
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One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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