he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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