its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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