Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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