you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
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Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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