Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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