super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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