you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
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I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
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The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
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Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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