Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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