dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
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There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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