i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Randomize
