Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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