think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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