Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
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He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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