chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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