Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
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a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
there is puke in my bra ... again
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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