...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
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Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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