We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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