Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
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