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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
whose ass print is on the piano?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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