No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
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I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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