Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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