she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
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Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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