im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
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