if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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