don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
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Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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