Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
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