Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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