so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
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Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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