I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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