Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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